God Loves My New Lexus

By Gabe on July 5, 2007 6:57 PM | | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)
Behold, there were gases. Then, atoms. Swirling fiery microcosmic things that collided and congealed and copulated like naked hot-tubbing honeymooners on ecstasy. And lo, it was Good.

Then: Mass. Planets. Volcanoes. Plants. Fish. Envelopes. Converse All-Stars. Four-dollar coffee drinks. Custom ringtones. Suddenly, just like that, a car that parallel parks itself. And God went, whee! And God went, wow, those martinis are strong. And God went, wait, oh crap, what the hell was I thinking? But it was too late.

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